this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
It's just like the Real World with babies
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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