Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
