Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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