i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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