Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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