some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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