Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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