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You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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