After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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