all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
