oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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