all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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