butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
My feet surprised me
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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