id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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