I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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