did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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