Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Randomize
