I wannas sexs uuuuu
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
You've changed since you got that strap on
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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