hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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