Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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