we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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