I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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