How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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