Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
they're like a gay fantastic four
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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