She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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