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and a bunch of prostitutes
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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