We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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