I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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