: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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