My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Randomize
