he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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