so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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