At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Well I just put wine in my tea
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Floor bacon is actually really good
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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