bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
