For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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