While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
My balls are so social today.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
you never un-have a 4some
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Randomize
