I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he shaved USA in his pubs
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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