That's intense
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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