Those balls look pretty dangerous.
it was like eating out sand paper
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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