Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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