just tell him i said nine months
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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