even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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