We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
The adults are the big ones right?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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