i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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