well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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