Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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