My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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