Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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