Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Randomize
