He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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